I’ve been visiting/looking after my kids, part of a random shared parenting arrangement.

Driving through the resort, the kids point out a guy – standing next to his $180K ute – who their Mum says is a DILF. And he looks it.

Thing is, most of the time in and out out of the resort – Daddy Uber – he is in the same spot doing the same thing. Instead of like, working.

I mention The Truman Show to the kids and they were made to watch it at school!

I might drive in and out a few more times than normal, to check. But of course in a simulation they will know I typed this